A bartender never tells?
I’ve been in the bar industry for 30 years now. I worked at Hard Rock Café in Stockholm. Cocktail in Karlstad. Cuckoo’s Nest in Odense and Jolly Butcher in Frederikshavn.
I seen and heard a few things.
Can I talk about it? Hell No! You see, talking to a bartender is like talking to your Catholic priest in confession. No way I can talk about it. “Ever!”
And not only that. Bartenders have a secret codex. What happens in the bar, stays in the bar!
Can you imagine the power we have over people? We are super heroes. With great power comes great responsibility!
I know… You got scared of the title yes?
But don’t worry. We are “Silence of the Lambs”
It’s in the codex. Even if we wanted to tell we just can’t. It’s in the programming. DNA. And if only one of us broke the code…. The whole thing would fall apart everywhere.
If you can’t trust you’re bartender?
So just relax. Keep going out and do what you do. You’re secret is safe with us.
We live by the code.
And remember to tip you’re bartender next time you buy a drink! It will not only keep you safe and happy – But everybody else to. We don’t say anything but we never forget.
Be safe out there 😉 You’re friendly bartender.